It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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