so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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