they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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