Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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