so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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