Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
so let's talk penis.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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