last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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