how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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