The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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