Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
