Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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