I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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