why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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