If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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