i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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