you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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