i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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