For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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