you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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