Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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