Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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