So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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