just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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