I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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