That's intense
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
