So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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