I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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