If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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