More tranny stories later!
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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