I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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