i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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