just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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