please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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