i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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