Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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