and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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