If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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