do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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