so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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