If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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