i permit you to call me
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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