You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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