I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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