And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
