is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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