In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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