And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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