In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Randomize
