he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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