how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Vodka?
Forever.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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