Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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