dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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